Does his front leg go through this bit...?

Thursday, 9pm

Thought for the Day - Why does everyone else always want a bath when I do?

Pug Status - Ensuring that no dropped biscuit goes to waste....

Tried out pug puppy Bob's brand new harness today (on Bob, not me obviously) - in preparation for his first walkies. Pugs have necks shorter than an August heat-wave so you can't attach a lead to their collar, you see. Bob being rather on the small side of 'Small Puppy' size, he ended up being 75% harness and 25% slightly confused....

Obi Pug Kenobi had a little accident on her walk today - in trying to avoid a nasty wasp she jarred her foot in a small hole in the grass, leaving her with a little limp. Luckily it got better fairly soon - in fact, mere moments after Daddy had carried her all the way back home she seemed to be able to rush into the kitchen for her dinner....

Tea-related disaster in the Castle household this evening as the wife severely over-estimated the dunking power of Malted Milk biscuit and was left with a cuppa thick enough to cement bricks. Very much like my beloved Barnet Football Club, her biccie went to pieces very easily in the Cup....

Loads of fuss at the Athletics World Championships as to whether the winner of the Women's 800 metres Final is really a man. This can be easily solved with a simple urine test. If she leaves the seat up then she's definitely a bloke....