Tuesday, 10.30pm
Thought for the Day - Items placed towards the top of a chest freezer will always disappear to the bottom the moment you need them
Pug Status - Finally not moulting - hurrah!
The aftermath of a Bank Holiday does strange things to the human psyche, none more so than "The Dance of the Bins". Grown men up and down the country literally got to pieces trying to remember what night they need to put the rubbish out - with the aftermath of Easter weekend turning the entire country into some sort of recycling box hokey-cokey....
You can spot people in cul-de-sacs peering out behind living-room net curtains, trying to see if that is a black sack by No.4's Mondeo. It only takes one person to crack, and within ten minutes the verges are awash with black sacks. Which are all still there the next morning because Roger next-door thought it was Wednesday....
It always seems strange that the only times I get this wrong are either when we have twice as many bags as normal, or I have a normal amount but they are twice as heavy. And I always look up and down the street after dropping the last bag and think "Hah! I'm the ONLY one who remembered!"....
I read a news feature today condoning the number of CCTV cameras nationwide. To be honest, it's doesn't personally concern me. Anyone who owns pugs will come under muh greater personal scrutiny and intimidation at any time - especially when you happen to be holding a sandwich.....
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