Wednesday, 9.30pm
Thought for the Day - Every multi-pack of yoghurt will contain one flavour that nobody likes
Pug Status - Going bananas at that "Can't Stop Moving" song Uncle Radio Steve played this morning- please don't play it again!!!!
A busy day out and about, so managed to catch quite a lot of Dawn's show (and very good it was too!). There was an interesting discussion about how to navigate with the stars, which I assumed was going to be the BBC's new reality celebrity game show. Just imagine; that actress who used to be in Emmerdale, that bloke you've never heard of from Hollyoaks, someone who came fourth in Big Brother, and Phil Tufnell - all dressed in Gore-Tex and walking boots, armed with map and compass, paired off with professional ramblers trying desperately to return to civilisation from the middle of Dartmoor. Bruce Forsyth would make the perfect host as well - he appears to be disorientated most of the time anyway....
Puppy Bob got micro-chipped this evening, although this doesn't mean that he got mugged by a potato-based convenience food. An injection of a small barcoded chip under his skin will carry his name and contact details so he can be identified should he be lost or stolen. Or, alternatively, he could cause havoc at the tills at Tescos, confused with a family pack of Kettle Chips by the scanners. Injecting the chip can be a little uncomfortable for a pup so I promised Bob some doggy chocolate if he didn't cry. I swear he was gritting his teeth just to make sure he got his treat....
Dogs have to have special chocolate because too much of the human stuff can damage their livers. It's a bit like us having a few too many drinks down the pub on a Friday night. Except that you're unlikely to see two male Alsatians declaring their undying love and respect for each other after they've had a heavy session on the Fruit and Nut, or getting lairy in a kebab shop queue with a gang of chocced-up Cairn Terriers....
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