Sunday, 8pm
Thought for the Day - Nothing sticks to the teeth harder than the last Fruit Pastille in the pack
Pug Status - Looking for a secret hiding place for her juicy bone
Another fairly action-packed weekend. Spent most of Saturday morning doing odd jobs, but that was probably due to the curry I had on Friday night. Most of the afternoon was taken up with shopping, watching TV and bringing my shoes back in from the garden because Bob the puppy can't get enough of them, which must mean that the last of a pup's senses to fully develop must be smell....
We had my wife's parents for Sunday dinner - I actually wanted beef but I got out-voted. Washing the dishes has enabled me to spend an entertaining half-hour watching Obi Pug Kenobi in the garden with the bone from our Sunday roast. Perhaps David Attenborough can explain why our pug tries to hide bones in the garden by placing them in full view and then pretending to drag earth other them with her muzzle. It's like trying to hide a rhino in the bathroom by sticking the shower attachment on its nose. People tell me that dogs are intelligent animals but I concur. Any animal that is constantly surprised by its own flatulence can't be that bright....
Treated myself to a spot of post-dinner naughtiness, in the shape of one of those ice-cream lolly things. Obi loves it on the rare occasions when I have one of these, watching with all the alertness of a slip fielder as the chocolate shards fly off in all directions. Made the mistake of biting straight through the chocolate coating into the freezing interior, which has induced an agonizing pain that I believe to be akin to childbirth. It's worse than being forced to watch a Jim Carrey film....
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