Tuesday, 10.30pm
Thought for the Day - Show me a man who owns a hospital car parking company and I will show you a rich man
Pug Status - Using my jumper as a comfy cushion on the sofa, so it's now a mohair jumper
I tackled two of the most difficult tasks known to man today.
The first was as a result of being nearly knocked over by Obi Pug Kenobi's breath when I returned from work today. It was high time we tried to clean her teeth. So, armed with special canine brush and chicken flavoured toothpaste I made my best effort to prise open her jaws and give her little pegs a quick going over.
Five minutes later and I had toothpaste up my arm and on Obi's head, but none in her mouth, as she casually chewed the end of the brush. It was like trying to break into Fort Knox armed with plastic cutlery. After another abortive attempt, which ended with the paste smeared all over my sleeve, I gave up and put a breath mint in her dinner....
....So perhaps it was not the best time to try and change the duvet cover on the bed straight afterwards. I would rather walk around Stevenage Town Centre in just my pyjamas singing 'The Wonder of You' than try and change the bed. It only takes a few minutes before I turn into a gibbering wreck, blubbing quietly into the bottom sheet as I manage to put the wrong corner into the wrong corner. Again. and then I ask my wife to do it. Which she does in about nine seconds....
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