Monday, 10pm
Thought for the Day - Always double-check your mouth for toothpaste before lifting your clean shirt collar to put on a tie
Pug Status - Rolling puppy Bob in the garden to show him who's boss
Once again this morning I proved that it is impossible for me to leave a slumbering house without dropping something, tripping over something or, worse, treading in something. Woken up at 6.20am by Obi Pug Kenobi snoring loudly just centimetres from my ear, which explained why I was dreaming about being attacked by an asthmatic camel armed with a Kenwood blender....
Stumbled out of bed into the bathroom to have a wash & shave and had the usual annoying problem with the hot tap, which goes from freezing cold to agonisingly hot at the exact moment that I test it with my hand before putting the plug in....
Was running a little late, so didn't really have the fifteen minutes to spare that I had to use up waiting for Princess Pug to sniff every individual blade of grass in the back garden before deciding to empty her bladder on the very first patch she scrutinised. I think this is the canine equivalent of what women do when shopping for a new pair of shoes....
Then out to of the house and into the car, ready for the journey to work. Then back in the house to pick up mobile phone. Back to car, then back to house to pick up packed lunch. And then back again to pick up car keys....
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