November 10, 2009

Shurely Shome Mishtake....

Tuesday, 8.30pm

Thought for the Day - The length of the traffic jam a mile from home relates directly to the fullness of your bladder

Pug Status - Jammed in the corner of the settee, snoring her head off

A slight problem with my little car is slowly becoming a little pimple of inconvenience on the bottom of normality. The driver's side door won't open with the door key so I have to open the passenger side door and lean out.

Not too much of a problem but a little embarrassing at petrol stations and also a bit fraught if I park anywhere on slight nearside-offside slope, as I lunge across the gear-stick to use the inside handle then gallop round as fast as I can so that it doesn't slowly swing out into oncoming traffic....

I had an email at work today from one of the bid writers, commenting that one of the documents in the case study database had spelling and grammar errors. He had spelt 'grammar' wrong in his email....

Obi Pug Kenobi is suffering from Seasonal Affect Disorder I think; she has seemed a bit depressed since the clocks went back and she now has to venture out for a walk in the rain and cold. There's nothing that quite tugs on the heart strings as a pair of chocolate brown eyes peering out from a mask of dejection with an expression that says 'please take me away from all this...'

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